Sunday, November 28, 2010
Oh George! Enough Already!!
Ok, I think I have a problem. I really need some separation from George. Our relationship is getting out of hand. For those of you who do not know, George is my IV. He and I have had a real intimate relationship for the last week. Like non-stop! I mean enough already. I would really like to get out of bed and go to the bathroom without George coming in with me. I feel completely helpless around my little fishbowl because I need to wheel George around with me everywhere I go. And there doesn't seem to be an end in sight. George has 4 more bags of potassium for me to run all night. So generous of George, in the season of giving! Any advice on letting him go easy?
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It sounds like you're having commitment problems. Perhaps you could tell him that you're a stronger person because of your time with him, but you're feeling that to maintain a healthy lifestyle you need some space - and since he doesn't like the outdoors, or going out for walks on the beach (those wheels in the sand just aren't pretty) - that it's time to swim on... :)
ReplyDeleteRest well Jeanie, and keep those whities multiplying!